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Dear Bartlett’s Quotations…
Dear Bartlett’s Quotations,
Why don’t you ever quote me? Like just yesterday when I was smoking with my friends, I said something awesome about peanut butter and the protest in Burma. Now I can’t remember it because you couldn’t get off your lazy ass and write it down. Stop kissing up to Churchill. You’re acting like a tool.
Sincerely,
Steve Goldman, SY ‘10
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