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Dear Dan,
Some chick just called. I think she really wants you. Shit, what was her name? I think it was Jessica, or maybe Ann. Andrea? Crap! I’m real sorry, bro.
—Your roommate
When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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