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Dear Diary…

Dear Diary,

It turns out that when I bought the red sports car, learned to wear a suit, and returned to Africa to teach the elephants to speak French, it was all an allegory about the benefits of colonialism. Next, I suppose I’ll find out that the Oompa-Loompas symbolized the necessity of slavery…


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