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Dear Frank,
Aww, fuck…Jesus, this is nasty… ewww, God…eww, eww, eww, eww… ok…ew, Jesus…fuck, fuck, eww, shit…
—Dr. Edward Boue, world-class thoracic surgeon performing Frank’s appendectomy
When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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