Dear Girl Who Sells Seashells by the Seashore,…

Dear girl who sells seashells by the seashore,

Have you ever considered moving your business inland? Seashells are much rarer there, and by the laws of supply and demand, you’d be sure to make a higher profit. And “She sells seashells at a kiosk in the local shopping mall” has a pretty nice ring to it, too.

Sincerely,

Mark Walters, Consultant