Dear Marvel Comics…

Dear Marvel Comics,

Spiderman beat up the Hulk?! This is why I can’t stand comic books anymore—so much of the stuff just doesn’t make sense. Spiderman, who gets his powers from a radioactive spider, would never be able to overcome the Hulk’s gamma ray-induced strength. Sure, maybe Spiderman’s powers were cosmically enhanced, but I’m still skeptical. You’re about to lose a customer if you can’t keep your plot lines realistic.

—Dave