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Dear mixed nuts,
Your message of integration and harmony sickens me. I remember when the rich ruled the world of nuts. Those were better times.
—Mr. Peanut, while wearing two monocles
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When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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