Dear Neil Armstrong,…

Dear Neil Armstrong,

Can we please not play golf when we get to the moon? I just feel like there are more important uses of our time, like maybe science. We can go play putt-putt when we get back to Cincinnati.

Sincerely, Buzz Aldrin

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Dear Buzz Aldrin,

HAHAHA FIRST!!!! Also, don’t worry: I brought the tiny golfing pencils.

Love,
Neil Armstrong