Dear Pizza Lovers…

Dear Pizza Lovers,

Sure there are a lot of pizza joints in New Haven. But where else are you going to go if you want yours with a human head?

Proudly,
Bob’s Human Head Pizza

Dear Pizza Lovers,

Sorry, but I forgot to tell you about our most brilliant marketing ploy. You know how all the other pizza shops’ boxes say, “You’ve tried the rest, now try the best”? Well ours say, “You’ve tried the rest, now try one with a HUMAN HEAD!”

Once again,
Bob’s Human Head Pizza