Dear So-and-So…

Dear So-and-So,

As I have been especially busy of late, I have taken the liberty of dictating this letter to my secretary, Mrs. Watkins. I trust that blah blah blah, blah blah. I have kidnapped your blah blah blah, so blah blah if you ever want to see your blah blah blah again.

Predictably,
Et cetera