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Dear tiny people from the ATM,…
Dear tiny people from the ATM,
Do you sleep on beds of dollar bills? With dollar bills for bedsheets? I will trade you dollar-sized pieces of cloth for dollars, if you want, because I care about your comfort.
—Someone with nothing better to do
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