Dear Yale Record…

Dear Yale Record,

I am a fourth-grade English teacher in Butte, Montana (pronounced “Beaut,” and not “Butt” or “Booty”) and I must say that I don’t think you do much of a job when it comes to copyediting. In order to emphasize my point, I have included a subtle stylistic error in the text of this letter. If you are sharp, you will do, have been having had to be catching it; but I bet you won’t.

—S.D. O’Connor