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Dear Yale Record,
Here is a haiku about having sex with the elderly:
Unfurl your O’Keefe. Gently flap the stale curtain. Oh no, centipedes!
Love, Grandma Agnes
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When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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