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by M.W. Harris
“Can I take your order?†“Chicken nugget happy meal— Petals on a wet, black bough†“I don’t know if we carry that last thing you mentioned…I’ll have to ask my manager.â€
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When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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