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Dear Heifer International…
Dear Heifer International,
I’ve heard that you give cows and goats to impoverished 3rd world families that need them, but I was wondering if you could send one to my buddy Rick’s house on Friday night. I’m throwing him a bachelor party, and I want it to fucking rock.
—Dan
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