Hey folks,…

Hey folks,
Have you ever noticed how life
is meaningless?
—Depressed Jerry Seinfeld

Hey folks,
Have you ever noticed how when
women are trying out perfume they
always spray a little on their wrists?
Like this? What’s that about? No one
will ever love them anyways.
—Depressed Jerry Seinfeld

Hey folks,
Have you ever noticed how those
little bags of peanuts on airplanes keep
getting smaller and smaller? What’s that
about? Last night I cut myself.
—Depressed Jerry Seinfeld