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The Deep Number Issue
by Mollie Wilson '03
Security? ...I'm calling with
A small emergency.
Could you please send somebody with
The Pierson master key?
I'm here in the hallway, where
I've been for half an hour,
Since my roommate left and locked our door
While I was in the shower.
My roommate's gone to class now, and
She won't be back till three.
At one o'clock I have to take
A test in KBT.
I'm getting kind of freaked-out – There's
This creepy guy named Ben
Who keeps checking me out – Oh, God,
He just walked by again!
When friends in "Boyd" bewailed their fate
I used to smugly laugh,
But now I'd move to any dorm
To have an in-suite bath.
So send someone to Pierson
Fourteen-ten – I'm Rachel Powell.
You'll know me right away – I'll be
The wet girl in the towel.
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