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- Invective scratched into lecture hall chair skewers professor with acuity, profanity

- Student's clever comments make seminar 'more than just a class,' say peers

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Area man unaware he hates freedom (AP)

- PowerPoint presentation somehow fails to enliven class ... The Yale Committee on Teaching and Learning is currently investigating allegations that a PowerPoint presentation by Christopher Bell '05 somehow failed to stimulate and energize the other students in his Monday history of art seminar, Portraiture in Colonial Canada.  "I don't understand," a befuddled Bell explained.  "I used humorous, somewhat relevant clip art on every slide, and I even made my paragraphs zoom onto the screen one letter at a time with a typewriter sound.  I thought it was awesome."  Unfortunately, according to reports, three members of the twelve-person seminar fell asleep during Bell's presentation, and another four busied themselves sending text messages.  Meng Tan '06, another student in the seminar, asked, "What do you expect?  There's no way a PowerPoint presentation can escape being lame.  It's the ultimate tool tool."