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Customizable Valentine's Day Greeting
by David Fabricant '04

Fill in the blanks:

Dear __________________________,

I could not resist writing to you on Valentine's Day, for the very thought of your sweet _____________ makes my _____________ throb.

Do not be surprised that I feel this way about you - surely you know nobody with a soul could fail to be entranced by the way you ___________________.

Do you remember the time when we ______________________? It was then I realized that if I had you, I would be happier than a(n) _____________ ____________ ____________.

Rest assured that these words are not inspired by a mere temporary infatuation; rather, I have a genuine desire to know your most intimate ____________________.

Though I have never been much of a versifier, I think my feelings for you are best summed up by this poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a(n) _______________
In my ______________ for you.

With all my ______________,
__________________________

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