by David Fabricant '04
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Dear __________________________,
I could not resist writing to you on Valentine's Day, for the very thought of your sweet _____________ makes my _____________ throb.
Do not be surprised that I feel this way about you - surely you know nobody with a soul could fail to be entranced by the way you ___________________.
Do you remember the time when we ______________________?
It was then I realized that if I had you, I would be happier than a(n) _____________ ____________ ____________.
Rest assured that these words are not inspired by a mere temporary infatuation; rather, I have a genuine desire to know your most intimate ____________________.
Though I have never been much of a versifier, I think my feelings for you are best summed up by this poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a(n) _______________
In my ______________ for you.
With all my ______________,
__________________________