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I leave you with one final vision of the future - an alternative to the man-egg fusion. But I'm at a loss to explain it. Are they mushrooms? Insects? Or maybe this is just one more step along the human-egg evolutionary path. (Whatever the case, I'm thankful for the aprons, because I have a feeling that without them this illustration would be a lot more terrifying.) One thing is clear: they're good-luck smithies. But even that's not as it should be - why is that shamrock orange?

Well, Happy Easter. My faith in the divine order of things is irreparably shaken. Hope I was able to do the same for you.

Go back to the beginning if you need to see it again to believe it.

 

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