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And the transformation is complete. See, the handsome man-egg wants to add you to his dance card! ("I see you have danced already with pig, and also you have included large egg in your happy circle. Why not dance now with me?")

Chilling. Just chilling. If this is the result of Christ's rising, I don't want any part of it.

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