Dear Brothers Grimm…

Dear Brothers Grimm,

We are aspiring fairy tale writers, here is our first story:

“Once there was a magical duck who used blueberries instead of hemoglobin for oxygen transfer. One day he met a fairy princess with a bestiality fetish. They had blueberry duck babies and likved happily ever after. And one of the babies was named Mother Teresa. The end.”

What do you think?

—The Brothers Jovial