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Dear 4th Grade Shelly’s Riddle Book…
Dear 4th Grade Shelly’s Riddle Book,
What’s big, round, bumpy, and covered with hair? Me! Me and my big, fat, stupid, ugly body.
—9th Grade Shelly’s Self-Image
Scrapbook
Sex Before the Internet #8
When small talk won’t work.
Who’s Who #14: Bill Murray
A Cinderella story.
Sound Advice
I bet she throws like a girl.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
Girl Power #3
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
Sex Before the Internet #7
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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