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Dear Rube Goldberg…

Dear Rube Goldberg,

We regret to inform you that your latest submission will not be reconsidered, as thorough testing has confirmed that all it does is molest children. It doesn’t matter that it does it in one hundred thirty-nine steps of whimsically staggering complexity; it molests children.

Never write us again,

US Patent Office

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