Your classmates always glare at you as soon as you raise your hand

You did the readings for the entire semester during shopping period

You start every class comment with, “Piggybacking off of what Sarah said…”

Sarah refuses to sit next to you anymore

Your annotations could make up their own assigned reading

Everyone seems to disagree with your comments all the time, even though you’re always right

During shopping period, people see you in their section and leave immediately

People keep accidentally passing you notes that read, “Shut up, section asshole.”

Sarah punches you in your smart-ass mouth

—C. Shin