Times Not to Say, “Oh, How Droll!”

When listening to the daily specials at a restaurant

In a DS paper

After a murder

After a eulogy

As someone is confessing to a murder

After being asked for your license and vehicle registration

After blowing a .25

After being asked on a date

During sex

After an action movie one-liner

In an empty room

Any time or place except 19th century Britain

—E. Campbell-Taylor