Mo’ Money, Fewer Problems, It Turns Out

Guess How Much We Paid for This Sample? Now Add a Zero

New York and Chicago: Both Perfectly Fine Cities

But Man, Fuck LA

We Made This One in a Hovercraft!

Thanks to Our Powerful Radio Transmitters, This Track Will Be the First Thing Aliens Hear from Earth

K.A.P.C. (Kidnapping All Potential Challengers) (feat. Lil’ Wayne, Drake, A$AP Rocky, Wiz Khalifa, T. Pain)

Commercial Break (feat. the refreshing taste of Absolut Vodka)

Ménage a Trois (feat. Beyoncé)

Jay-Z and Beyoncé Having Sex (feat. Kanye West hiding in a tree with a video camera)

Alphabet (feat. Adele, Beyoncé, Chris Brown, David Guetta, Eminem, Florence Welch, Gotye, Herbie Hancock, Imagine Dragons, Justin Bieber, Kelis, Lil’ Jon, Mozart, Nicki Minaj, Otis Redding, Pitbull, Q-tip, Rihanna, Snoop Dogg, Taylor Swift, Usher, Vivaldi, will.i.am, the XX, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and Ziggy Marley)

— A. Gertler