Uncle Samu-La-El’s Guide to Family Life (for the Modern Babylonian)

by Kaan Vural • May Adad, the lord of fruitfulness, and Zamama, the great warrior and first-born son of E-Kur, bless the author of the following passage with bountiful loins, and deny his personal enemies any sons (with loins); grant me victory in the contest of literature, and I shall in thine names hew the limbs off a passing beggar and set a stalk of wheat aflame.