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What Are Rich People Hiding Under Their Top Hats?
Greasy toupees
Lice
Giant foreheads
Smaller top hats
Pet mice
The real Osama Bin Laden
The pet mice’s turds
Things to throw at homeless people
A bad hair cut
The fact that they’re bald
—B. Marvin
Scrapbook
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A Cinderella story.
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I bet she throws like a girl.
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Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
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And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
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10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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