“Let’s grab a meal sometime” = I never want to see you again

“So do you know what you’re doing this summer?” = I do, and I really want to tell you

“I’m from ‘the city’” = I grew up amidst fabulous luxury on the Upper East Side, pleb

“How about lunch in Saybrook?” = I’m trying to poison you

“Handsome Dan” = that super hairy AEPi bro who really hates cats

“Walk of shame” = That long walk to the front of the room to give a presentation that you aren’t adequately prepared for

“FroCos” = Frog corpses

“Woads” = Wednesday night toads—for those who are still hungry after the frogs

—S. Stern