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Dear Rube Goldberg, We regret to inform you that your latest submission will not be reconsidered, as thorough testing has confirmed that all it does is molest children. It doesn’t…
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When small talk won’t work.
A Cinderella story.
I bet she throws like a girl.
Disregard the ad; I’ll hump anything that moves.
And to think she’s doing it backwards in heels.
10 bucks says that guy has some performance anxiety tonight. Any takers?
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