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Bad things happen when you get too attached to your enormous eggs.

You guessed it: another "Easter Subject." I know this is what I think of when I hear "Easter": An impossibly rotund humanoid egg, holding a parasol over his vulnerable, exposed yolk (that toupee must itch like mad), courting a female weed of some kind by presenting her with a nest full of eggs. His younger siblings, perhaps. Nothing says "Christ is risen!" like this image here.

This, too, is an "Easter Subject," representing another step in the egg-man continuum. I'm happy to see that freakish mutations haven't stopped these dandies from enjoying spring. (I don't think I want to know what's written on this card.)

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